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Some of these are funny and some are cheesy. You try these at your own risk!

1) Nice bible!
2) I would like to pray with you.
3) You know Jesus? Me too!!
4) God told me to come talk to you!
5) I know a church where we could go and talk!
6) How about a hug, brother?
7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
9) Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11.
10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
12) I am here for you.
13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner?
14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15) You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight?
16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17) Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do"
19) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian.
24) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25) What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.
26) Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
27) I hear there's going to be a love offering for tonight.
28) If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
29) I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson
30) What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?

Another List of Christian Pick-Up Lines

1) Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
2) Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin?
3) I'm not like those other (insert your church name here) guys.
4) Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)?
5) Excuse me, is this pew taken?
6) I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way!
7) God broke the mold when He made your sweet face.
8) Hello, will you be my shulamite?
9) Boy, you've really been a visual minister to me!
10) Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ... no? wanna go to church with me?
11) Hi, my name's Will...God's Will
12) [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven."
13) Hey, need a ride to church?
14) I'd pick you over Satan any day.
15) God was just showing off when He made you.
16) I'm pretty flexible. I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
17) I would like to pray with you.
18) No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine.
19) How about a hug, sister?
20) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
21) Christians don't shake hands...Christians gotta hug!
22) Are you cold? (Eccleseasties 4:11)
23) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
24) What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b)
25) You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (Note: Do not get this confused!)
26) Nice Bible!
27) Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
28) Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?
29) I practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent!
30) God told me to come talk to you!
31) How do you feel about the passage that says, "it is more blessed to give than to receive"?
32) When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad."
33) I didn't know angels flew this low.
34) Excuse me, but can I drinkith from your cupith?
35) I think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time.
36) If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.
37) That halo matches perfectly with your eyes.
38) I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven.
39) You put the "cute" back in persecution!
40) I truly believe men & women should celebrate their physical differences

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Psalm121MPBoston · Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:06 pm Post subject: Re Pick-Up Lines

Oh WOW! I'm new & just read these! Whoever came up with them, man, you're a genius! What a sense of humor! I lmho (Laughed My Head Off!) Embarassed

ayi · Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:32 am Post subject:

they are really nice, and they made me laugh.

matt · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:51 pm Post subject:

WOW! It's so nice to read funny stuff with a christian persperctive. Thanks! Wink

starlight · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:36 am Post subject:

Yeaaaa these lines are so funny! I've really enjoyed reading them Laughing

berechah · Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:27 am Post subject:

Those were hilarious! Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT53XpwOT4U


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